The French
MARCH 17, 2003 A friend of mine passed these along the other day. I wanted to share:
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" --Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." -- Regis Philbin
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" --Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." --Rush Limbaugh
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -- Marge Simpson
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." -- General George S. Patton
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks, it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." --Mark Twain
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.